A Few Things To Remember About SP's

 

 

I am not sure if some are just forgetting or if it's a whole bunch of newbies are starting to play, but here are a few reminders just in case.

 

1) Sp's, escorts or whatever your choice of words to call us are HUMANS. Unfortunately us as humans require a few things in order to survive. One is food, we actually do eat, it helps us by giving us energy to keep up with you and prevents us from getting cranky. If we happen to say that we are unable to meet wheb you ask because we are having dinner or supper please do not get angry at us. Another thing us lowly humans need is sleep. You know what sleep is right?? Thats the thing where we close our eyes for more than two minutes and hopefully dream. Sleep also provides us with energy to keep up with you and it keeps us from turning into the beast from hell. If we say we are going to sleep this does not mean you can start negotiating, does not mean that you can say "but babe I really need to see you" this just usually makes us giggle or give you a response that makes you cross your legs and wince. Sleep is good.

 

2) We are people not machines. We get hurt, we get sick, we get emotional and even cranky. We don't plan these things, honestly we don't. We know we might have had a date scheduled and we are sorry if we have to cancel them, but do you really want to see us when we are throwing up or stuff is running out of our noses?? If we say "No" please don't take it personally, or bug us until we are ready to just say yes so we have a face to yell at.

 

3) RESPECT, why is this concept so hard to grasp for some. No means No, not maybe. If we say we can't do something and we actually admit it, trust me no matter how many times you ask it is not gonna change. If you see us out on the street or in a store or restaurant, please do NOT come up to us and ask if we are working because common sense would indicate that we aren't. Starting a conversation with "Wanna suck my dick" or any variation therof will result in no reply back because we are to busy laughing our heads off. Saying things like "well are you worth that amount" may result in a very very nasty response. We are women we know how to make you feel an inch tall .

 

4) We actually do have lives outside of playing. Some have bfs, some have SOs, some have friends and kids. We do like to spend time with these people Do not ask us if we would make an exception, do not say " well it is only for a half hour i am sure they wont mind if you leave for a bit " as this may end in a very nasty response.

 

5) We have feelings. You may look at us as objects but we aren't. We hurt when we are insulted, we get angry when we have to say things more than ten times. And we really don't want to be compared to other girls as we are all individuals and not all the same. Just because so and so offers something does not mean we all do.

 

6) Some of us may not be good for the male ego. You hate lies so please never ask us a question unless you are prepared for a truthful answer. So please don't get angry with is if we answer the way you ask us to.

 

7) We are women so treat us accordingly.

 

8) If you call and you hear a bunch of noise in the background, it may not be a good time to say "I'm Horny". If we say we are in the middle of a store, it may not be a good time to say "I am really horny". If we say we are in a store do you really think that we can talk about sex?? Seriously, do you realize the looks we would get?? To ask if we could help you to cum while standing in the middle of that store will result in having a lesson in manners. You can ask about setting up an appointment, and if you do that then you may ask us to maybe pick something up like whip cream. BUT DO NOT ask if we can have phone sex.. Cuz really it won't happen and you will end up hearing a dial tone.

 

9) Waking us up with a phone call.... Yes it happens, yes for the most part we know and understand this will happen and we are usually okay with first offences. But PLEASE if you happen to wake us up DO NOT laugh if we don't sound human. DO NOT get angry if we answer in a way that may make your eye brows raise. DO NOT ask us any questions at all especially "DID I WAKE YOU". ALWAYS understand that you cannot hold us responsible in any which way, shape or form for any answer you get. Truthfully when you wake us up our brains do not kick in until some of us have had coffee. If you wake us up the nicest thing you can say is "I am sorry for waking you. I hope you have a good sleep and wonderful dreams. I will call you later." Then let us go back to sleep.

 

Hugs N Kisses

Lizzy